You might be a writer...
Aug. 7th, 2008 12:59 pmGakked from
quiet_rebel, You Might Be a Writer via
lilithsaintcrow.
OMG, this would be funnier if it wasn't SO TRUE. Of especial trueness to me:
3. If you've ever lost sleep worrying about whether someone who does not actually exist (specifically, a character you've made up) will be able to survive the upcoming alien attack, repair a broken relationship, or save their one-and-only love from interrogation by terrorist ... you might be a writer.
6. If you have spent hours researching esoteric or specialized information on a certain career, historical event, or industrial process, just so you could get one single paragraph correct ... you might be a writer.
and, of course:
8. If this sentence makes sense to you: "So I had a request for a partial, and the day after I sent it out two more queries paid off, and now I've got three agents reading material - but I'm still worried about the resolution, so I've been revising my secondary plot thread all week, and I'm thinking about killing off Jeffrey in the climax instead of sending him off to prison." ... you might be a writer.
But really, there are kernels of truth in every single one. And though I have never actually done #2, now I really, really want to know the answers to those questions posed...
OMG, this would be funnier if it wasn't SO TRUE. Of especial trueness to me:
3. If you've ever lost sleep worrying about whether someone who does not actually exist (specifically, a character you've made up) will be able to survive the upcoming alien attack, repair a broken relationship, or save their one-and-only love from interrogation by terrorist ... you might be a writer.
6. If you have spent hours researching esoteric or specialized information on a certain career, historical event, or industrial process, just so you could get one single paragraph correct ... you might be a writer.
and, of course:
8. If this sentence makes sense to you: "So I had a request for a partial, and the day after I sent it out two more queries paid off, and now I've got three agents reading material - but I'm still worried about the resolution, so I've been revising my secondary plot thread all week, and I'm thinking about killing off Jeffrey in the climax instead of sending him off to prison." ... you might be a writer.
But really, there are kernels of truth in every single one. And though I have never actually done #2, now I really, really want to know the answers to those questions posed...