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So. Funny.
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tessagratton : When Parents Text
The first page is amusing, but as you keep going and getting sucked in, there are some that made me laugh so hard I'm glad I'm sitting at home by myself. Seriously, just go read.
For example:
tessagratton : When Parents TextThe first page is amusing, but as you keep going and getting sucked in, there are some that made me laugh so hard I'm glad I'm sitting at home by myself. Seriously, just go read.
For example:
MOM: are you coming home this weekend?
ME: I haven’t decided yet..
MOM: I am making your bed up and making cookies and all of your favorite foods and lining your pillows with ten dollar bills
or
or
DAD: How’s college? I miss you and love you.
ME: I think I lost my debit card.
DAD: I love you less now
And some Facebook specific ones:
And some Facebook specific ones:
MOM: You will add the dog as your facebook friend RIGHT NOW!!
ME: mom he’s a dog….
MOM: He is FAMILY, add him or you are grounded!!!!
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MOM: Your friend Lauren’s Mom facebook friended me. If I reject it will she know?
ME: Yeah she will.
MOM: That crafty bitch.
